Who wears the pants around here?
Who wears the pants in a relationship? Here is a joke that I was told before I got married: On Fred’s wedding he took off his pants and handed them to his bride, Wilma and said, “Here, try these on.” So, she did and said: “These are too big, I can’t wear them.’” So Fred said: “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Wilma removed …
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